‘In The Hold Again’ parody of ‘Whole Again’

If you are out walking down the street
Stare up at the sky. I’m in that cockpit seat.
Circling like bird. Waiting for the word.
They put me in the hold again.

Air Traffic Control have got this guy
Don’t know why he hates me, keeps me in the sky
He has all the power. Sitting in his tower
He put me in the hold again.

        Looking back on when we first met
        I could not escape. You tore off my headset
        Mavis, you’re the one. You still turn me on
        You got me in the hold again

Trying to figure what this ATC
Has got against this crew, or is it only me?
Mavis Thyme on the ground, I should be homeward bound
He put me in the hold again.

        Mavis worked her way through the crew
        Blew off Horgy’s Cap. Luke seduced in the loo.
        She touched Simon’s dial. Angus took her down the Aisle
        Now we’re in the hold again.

So Mavis with me lay,
On a baggage bed again. It’s been x-rayed.
My sexy stewardess, let us both undress,
Get naked in the hold again.

        In the hold our lovemaking’s seen
        We’d be featured in the In-flight magazine
        Liam and Evamo, they let the tower know
        Now we’re in the hold again

Wait, that ATC’s name is Thyme
Mavis is guilty of a bigamous crime
Took Angus for a sucker
The crew took turns to love her
She’s why we’re in the hold again.

Ooh, Mavis, you’re a cow
Your ex is even now
He’s got us in the hold again.

Composer/Lyricist: Andy McCluskey, Stuart Kershaw, Jem Godfrey, Bill Padley
© 2001 Andy McCluskey, Stuart Kershaw, Jem Godfrey, Bill Padley

Parody Lyricist: Martin Day
© M Day 7 Dec 2018