‘Gear Up’ parody of ‘Word Up’

Oh.

Hey Peter, baby fly us round the world.
Simfest is popular with boys, not so much girls.
Goli’s garage is where we go to play.
We don’t mean with gimp mask,
whip or cuffs or chains.
He’s got a jumbo we can fit inside.
Every November gonna take us for a ride.
Fit inside, fit inside, Frazer’s mum!
Awe, and Simon’s parking break’s so very small.

        Gear up.
        When there’s positive rate.
        Don’t weigh us down with all your passengers and freight.
        Gear up.
        Let this bird fly. ATC release us and we climb into the sky.

Now it’s Matt on PA –
A sound he’s heard.
Horgy’s let rip.
A trouser incident’s occurred.
Landing blindfold, no way we’ll crash.
Eric’s there to guide us even though there’s no ash.
It was Fraser who erased us and stacked the flight.
Mavis left a trail of socks & bodies in the night.
No romance, no romance, Mavis is toxic.
The cause is Lullaby, so all the people…

        Pay up.
        All our fans gave.
        Add in all the gift-aid it was £43K.

Oh. It’s long-haul love.

Come on, all you people pay.
P.A.Y.E. Up, P.A.Y.E. Up, P.A.Y.E. Up, P.A.Y.E. Up.

G.E.A.R. Up, and go fly. G.E.A.R. Up.

Everybody fly long-haul, come on.

Oh, it’s long-haul love.

Composer/Lyricist: Tomi Jenkins, Larry Blackmon
© 2004 The Island Def Jam Music GroupParody Lyricist: Martin Day
© M Day 29 Nov 2019